Donald Trump seems to have been corralled by the BBC into some tacky pre-Apprentice publicity shots. Here he is proudly ensconced at the bridge of a retailing armada. His young paperboy has shamefacedly been summoned to the board kiosk, perhaps for having failed to impress upon his friends the coolness of smoking. Donald’s domineering body language does not seem to bode well for this young rat-tailed chap’s prospects. Having dispatched with this peon, in which BBC media will Donald appear next to promote the new Apprentice?